neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

m0difiedlife:

breathtakingeyes:

m0difiedlife:

i-choose-archery:

kaylakay19:

radstunts:

I JUST PEED MYSELF

MY DOG JUST FREAKED OUT AND I THINK I JUST DIED LAUGHING

my friends and i cant breathe omfg

I’m so sorry but I can’t even right now. THAT WAS SO FREAKING GREAT. wait. DEMON

i cant do this anymore, reblogging for a second time

jessisntcrazy:

pixiepienix:

swamp-maiden:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MEN

literally everything

It was all fine until the end

datfamilybusiness:

1967-chevvyimpala:

nerdsandgamersftw:

that-nerdy-kid:

sherlocks-sexy-hair-ruffle:

mocridhe:

sherlocks-sexy-hair-ruffle:

nerdsandgamersftw:

that-nerdy-kid:

mocridhe:

that-nerdy-kid:

i bet the supernatural fandom cant find a gif related to start trek.

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Pacman then. Can they do that?

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What about Thor/Loki?

WELLL I believe this is Thor’s hammer::

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And this guy was sort of Loki. 

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Okay.. Frozen then

Did I accidentally start a war with this fandom?

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By the way…

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and there’s also

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rubesdragon:

riderphanomhive:

memeguy-com:

There is no good and evil there is only power

I swear to god I tried to scroll.

the caption is what did it for me

endverse-casstiel:

comfort-and-close:

whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst:

lifeisuselesswithoutpizza:

superwholock-is-my-hell:

allamericanheroine:

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

cramps

liquid eyeliner

Birthgiving

dealing with boys. 

BLEEDING OUT OF YOUR GENITALS FOR A WEEK

fishingboatproceeds:

aliewa:

grouchythefish:

ladyofpurple:

I like how the original title for The Fault in Our Stars is all poetic and then the Norwegians just translated it to “fuck destiny” and I think that’s beautiful

Aw man, I thought for sure this had to be bullshit but nope


Why is it always Norway

Norway, a nation where you can put the word “fuck” on the cover of a young adult novel.

Three Types of Angels

humorousdelicacies:

Humans categorize angels in one of three ways:

Biblical

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Supernatural

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Victorian

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Of course, none are suitable for the modern angel

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But you can select pieces of each archetype that work for you

for example:

The Loyalty of a Biblical Angel

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The Power of a Supernatural Angel

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And the sexual attractiveness of the Victoria Secret Angel

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This leaves humans confused and unable to pigeonhole you

What they are forced to do instead, is take you seriously

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